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[SVT number 1 fan]

I think just for some random comedy we should type random phrases in this topic.

Here's the first one courtesy of me:
I swear being around you is enough to give someone a toothache or diabetes!

If that ain't funny then I don't know what is.

Now if anyone's got a funny phrase post it here.

[grox]

Don't know if all of you have seen Futurama but, here's a quote from Bender.

"Bite my Shiny Metal @$$."

wha? It makes me chuckle.

[UltraSonic]

Some people are like slinkys.  Relatively useless however they'll still make you smile when they fall down the stairs.

[SVT number 1 fan]

It was so funny I laughed my pants off!

[SVT number 1 fan]

You're so brain dead your head isn't attached to your body!

[SVT number 1 fan]

You have no arms!

Yes I do!

No, that's a Flesh Wound!


A Pun on Sonic and the Black Knight!

[TheMobian]

Back on the BumbleKing Forums, Ian Flynn use to have this thing called "Ask Ian". In this thread people would post questions directed at him, and/or the characters from Archie's Sonic the Hedgehog. This was always a really cool thing to do, and every once in a while, something GLORIUS would happen. Would you guys mind if I posted some of the funniest quotes from the Ask Ian (and later thread "Ask Bean the Duck) topics on Bumbleking?

Also, you think I should give this its own thread instead of reviving this one?

[SVT number 1 fan]

Sure, you can put any funny quote here. (As long as it's nothing in a Mature category going by site rules.)


And don't worry, just revive the topic. A lot of topics aren't given such a chance.

[TheMobian]

Alright, and don't worry, Ian Flynn isn't one to make mature jokes:D especially on his own forum.

Just give me a little bit, I have to shift through a lot of posts and transfer them to here without messing them up (quoting from other forums can be hazardous ). I'll get them up pretty quick tho' ...

[SVT number 1 fan]

Okay, you do that, and I'l go watch My Little Pony to pass the time. (Yes, I am a brony, for those who aren't looking at my avatar.)

[TheMobian]

  I'm good friends with the main animator for MLP. His name is Tim and he's a really cool guy, we bounced aroung on a trampoline for an hour AND he gave me one of his old Sonic comics with a note from him in it. But thats another story for another time. Maybe in an MLP thread or something...

as for random funny Ian Flynn Posts, heres a few to get you started from his Ask Ian Topics:

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    Question #5 wrote: Bark... what's up?



    Question #12 wrote: Sonic, how's Muttski these days? Is he still plotting a dog communist revolution?


Sonic: ...was that what he was talking about? I mean, the doo-hickey in my ear translates stuff, but that doesn't mean it makes it understandable. HA HA HA that makes all his barking during the general election hilarious in hindsight! Oh man, what a goofy dog. But yeah, outside of mauling the occasional paper, he's been good. The whole relocation to New Mobo gave him a scare, but he's adjusting. Nicole's still working on the issue of the trees being part of her nanite matrix though.

    Question #32 wrote: Bean: How come silly-billy-goo-goo Ian hasn't answered any of my questions the last two weeks? (Make sure you find out for me!)


Bean: I went through his stuff just the other day, fact-in-point! And I gotta say, man, you should be ashamed of what I found.
Ian: What on earth are you talking about?
Bean: Bedroom. Wall closest to the door. Upper-right-hand drawer. On the left.
Ian: My....white socks?
Bean: Hey, you said it publicly, man, not me. ANYWAY yeah he doesn't like you. Totally has your picture attached to a dart board and throws darts and knives and axes and a cat one time or maybe that was me but yeah, totally has it out for you.
....who's asking these questions again?
Ian: That one's from Aurora.
Bean: SWEET WHAT'S EMAIL LIKE IN THE CHAOS FORCE?!
Ian: Aurora Redwinters.
Bean: Who's that?

    Question #52 wrote: To Rosey the anti-Amy : Will you please put down that hammer?!


Rosey: Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy? It's my hammer! It's all shiny and smooth and pretty. Don't you think it looks pretty with my pretty little dress? I think it's sooooo pretty. And it makes such a fun sound when I SMASHIE with it! It goes "piko!" And "crunch!" And "splort!" And "AUGH NO WHY STOP HELP!"

Tee hee! <3

    Question #72 wrote: For Bean: You should perhaps inform Ian that that stink he made last month about the difference between hair and fur is in fact IRRELEVANT, because according to experts on such matters hair and fur are the same thing. So perhaps inform Ian of this information, hmm? May I add, you have very lovely hair feathers on your head. Very puffy looking.


Ian: Alright, granted, but there's also realms of differences between hair-types across the body. The hair on your head grows differently than the rest of your body hair, so the same general idea applies to the mobians.
Bean can't answer this right now. He read "hair feathers," flipped out, and set his head on fire while screaming "unclean!" and "they're going after the creamy nougat center of my brain." Please, be careful with him, folks. He's fragile.

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[TheMobian]

And just a couple more before I go to bed

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    Question #28 wrote: Amy, if you could be any other species of mobain other than a hedgehog, What would it be?


Amy: . . . why would I be another species? Do you guys talk about swapping skin tones?
Ian: Can we try not to get me fired, please?
Amy: What? I'm a hedgehog. I like being a hedgehog. What does being a hedgehog, or a fox, or a squirrel, or a . . .a . . .a . . . I dunno, muntjak have to do with anything?
Ian: She'd like to be a pretty pony. Let's move on.
Amy: PONY?!

    Question #114 wrote: To Eggman: Sonic?


Eggman: WHERE?! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

    Question #135 wrote:To both Eggmen (Sonic X and STH): Behold! Your image was so honored that you have been transformed into a small plush doll that hot college girls and boys can cuddle with in their sleep! (image of Eggman plush) What is your say on this?


Sonic X Eggman: It's about time!
Eggman: KILL IT WITH FIRE AS WELL!

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[SVT number 1 fan]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!


XD

[grox]

2 words, gyrus fornicatus.

[TheMobian]

gyrus fornicatus  gyrus for·ni·ca·tus (fôr'nÄ­-kā'tÉ™s)
n.
 The horseshoe-shaped cortical convolution bordering the hilus of the cerebral hemisphere.

... I'msorrywhat?

Anyways, heres a few more from his Ask Ian Thread:

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Question #27 wrote:
Flying Frog: Was it fun impersonating Vector and Sally that one time when you worked with Mogul?

Flying Frog: Oh it was delightful fun! I especially liked being Sally!
...
What? Should I explain whyyyyyyyyyyyy I - -
Ian: No! We're moving on!

Question #30 wrote:
Knuckles: Look, everyone knows you'd totally cream Sonic in a fight. So here's my question: Could you beat Ian Flynn in a no holds barred battle of fisticuffs? I overheard Ian saying he could totally take you.

Knuckles: Has he, now?
Ian: LIES AND SLANDER!
Knuckles: Peh. Yeah, I could take him. Start calling him "Glassjaw the Potto." Isn't that right, Glassjaw?
Ian: dirty stinking ant-eater, I'll wipe out the rest of your dirty people...

Question #64 wrote:
To Bean:
OH MY GOD! BEAN!!! OH MY GO-BEA-OH MY GOD! BEAN! BEAN, OH MY GOD, BEAN! BEAN, OH MY GOD!!! BEAN!!!! THAT THING!!! THAT THING OVER THERE! THAT SHINY THING!!! THAT SHINY THING OVER THERE! THERE!! OVER THERE!!! THAT SHINY THING RIGHT OVER THERE!!!! OH MY GAWD THAT THING!!! THAT SHINY THING!!!! THAT BIG SHINY THING!!!! OVER THERE!!! RIGHT OVER THERE!!!! WHAT IS IT!?!?! GO GET IT!!!
GO GET IT!!!!!!!!!
GO GET IT!!!!!!!!!

Bean: MINE! MINE! I SAW IT FIRST! FINDERS KEEPERS! GIMME GIMME GIMME MINE MINE MINE!!!

Question #65 wrote:
To Shadow:
Who's a pretty kitty! You're a pretty kitty! I just wanna pinch your cheeks you're just so luvvable n' huggable n' squeezable n' fuww o' sweetmeats! Yes you are! YES YOU ARE! YES YOU ARE!!!!!! FULL O' LUVVABLE PINCHABLE SWEETMEATS - so, Rouge is sittin' right over there, you like that don'tcha? Go on. You can tell me, Pimpy. Aaaaaaaw yeah[/i]

Shadow: . . .

Question #103 wrote:
Dear Knuckles, How do you type with boxing gloves on? (I couldn't resist.)

Knuckles: ....you're sure about this?
Ian:Word for word. They'll love it.
Knuckles: Alright. *ahem* What the crap, man? I have, like, all this mystery and majesty about me, and you're asking about boxing gloves? Seriously. Lame. Question. Now I'mma-gonna beat up the Homesonic Runner.
Sonic: Oh, hewwo Stwong Knuckles. Could I interest you in a chiwi-dog and a side of mewon-ade?

Question #120 wrote:
Bean and Marine, who would win in a fight between you two?

Bean: I'LL GO FIRST! I have booms. Many booms. If elected, I think I would win. Thank you.
Marine: Aw now I don't think we have much to discuss on that, do we? Sure he has the booms n' all, but I've got me a ship! And it's loaded with plenty o' boom-power itself! And then I'd be all like "FIRE ALL CANNONS AT THE DUCKY!" and it'd go "BOOM!" and "KRAKA-BOOM!" and "PSHOOOO-BLAMO!" and and and there you have it....what's it, mate? You look a li'l funny.
Bean: I . . . I think I love you.

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